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Brutal Butt Bashes Beautiful 72 in quarter final T20

After some stupendous thunder storms over Saturday night and spots of rain from the overcast Munich sky still falling, MCC assembled at 9am outside the Hirschanger for the trip to Erlangen for the BCV T20 quarter final match. Lack of transport meant we had to hire a mini-bus although mini is a strange way to describe it as it was really an 18 seater with three rows removed and was very, very long. Five players piled into John Jolliffe`s car and six more plus umpire Ravi and the scorer piled into the van and all arrived in time, just after 1130 for the 12 noon start. The weather in Erlangen was good, sunny skies, no rain and temperature around 20° plus although the playing field was still damp from the overnight rain.

Captain Ayub put Maria Theresa to good use, won the toss and cleverly chose to field first opening the attack himself with Khan Maiwand. His first ball was a wide, as was Maiwands and that of Wàqas when he came on, thereby continuing an MCC tradition. Nevertheless with the last ball of the first over their opener Ali hit the ball to Maroofkhel, who rarely drops one, and Erlangen were 4 for 1 after one over. With the last ball of the fourth over Maiwand got their other opener and captain to nick one which was spectacularly caught by keeper Otmankhil leaving them 19 for 2 after four. Ayub bowled a third over but Maiwand was replaced by Waqas who, as already commented also opened with a wide. However on the sixth ball of the first over he saw the sight that warms the heart of every fast bowler, the batman`s off stump cartwheeling away, making them 29 for 3 after five. Khan Mahmud replaced Ayub and had two wicketless but fairly tight overs while Waqas got a second clean bowled in the last ball of his third over. On the third ball of the same over the captain dropped a fairly easy dolly but, since the striker had assumed it would be caught, he didn`t run and both batsmen were at the striker`s end when Ayub threw-in to Waqas to run out the dangerous Gusher Singh who had returned 106 not out against us in the recent league match. Erlangen were now 57 for 5 after ten. Butt took over from Waqas, giving only a miserly two runs from his first over and Maiwand replaced Waqas. On his third ball Maiwand got his second wicket, Aniket caught Akmal and in the fifth ball of his second over Butt got an LBW leaving them 72 for 7 after thirteen. There was then a 42 run parnertship between Philip Milton and the hard-hitting Jimmy Joshi before, in an inspired move, Akmal was brought on and got Milton in an easy caught and bowled from his first ball leaving them 117 for 8 after seventeen. Three runs later Ayub bowled Joshi but a partnership of 20 for the last wicket, aided by some poor fielding, took them to 137 for 9 after 20 overs.

Teas had been provided by Mahmud but there were no knives to spread the strange looking speads on the semmeln which led to much innovation. The target of 138 was achievable but not easy but the team were reminded that if Butt started as he had against Erlangen in the league match we could do it. Also choosing to bat second helped as the outfield had dried significantly and it was better for batting. Consequently MCC opened with Butt and Khan Mahmud, with Butt facing. Erlangen opened in true MCC fashion and the first over was +, ., +, 4, 4, ., ., meaning umpire Ravi had called a five ball over but with 10 off the first over we were on our way. Butt`s first four scoring shots were all boundary fours, not slogs but very good cricketing shots. Mahmud went for 9 with the score in 33 in the 6th over to be replaced by Jolliffe in his very first innings for MCC. The opposition scorer couldn`t believe we would let anyone bat at three who had never before played for us until he learnt that he has a large car and can take five to away matches. Jollife went for a duck with the score on 48 in the 9th over to be replaced by captain Ayub who, at first, played a very secondary role to Butt who was now in the six-hitting mode, taking Joshi for 6, 6, 1, 1, 6, and 1 in one over to cruise past his 50. He finally fell for 72 in the 15th over with the score on 95 leaving MCC needing 33 to win 5.5 overs. Waqas and Ayub made short work of the task, Waqas finishing the  game with two consecutive classy fours.

Mcc thus won with a very good team effort and look forward to the semi-finals.

Butt, 72, caught, 3 overs, 0 mdns, 10 runs, 1 wkts

Khan Mahmud, 9, caught, 3 overs, 0 mdns, 34 runs, 0 wkts

Jolliffe, 0, bowled

Ayub, 39*, 4 overs, 0 mdns, 17 runs, 2 wkts

Khan Waqas, 16*, 4 overs, 0 mdns, 26 runs, 2 wkts

Khan Maiwand, DNB, 4 overs, 0 mdns, 22 runs, 2 wkts

Akmal Ibrahim, DNB, 2 overs, 0 mdn, 17 runs, 1 wkt, 2 catches

Maroofkhel, DNB, 1 catch

Usman Asif, DNB

Tanka, DNB

Otmankhil, DNB, 1 catch

MCC, 140 -3 in 17.3 overs, beat Erlangen, 137 – 9 in 20 overs by 7 wickets

MCC MOM: TK Butt

MCC take on Littleborough, Gary Sobers` old club

On Saturday 5th the complete party including lady Wembridge assembled at Piccadilly gardens after some deliberately confusing instructions made to bump up the fines box, and took the tram to Old Trafford for the second day`s play of the test against South Africa. It gave Wembo ample opportunity to wear his Proteas shirt and cultivate his pseudo Saffir accent, much to the amusement of the other tram passengers.

Crowding into the test match
Photo: Andrew Wembridge

We saw some wonderful test cricket but, unfortunately, we were in the Fosters party stand which is a pseudonym for “amongst the yobs”. After 4 o`clock thousands were so pissed and we were showered with missiles from the upper ranks, so much so that Giles left the ground and Finchy moved to the other side of the ground. None of this troubled Veith at his first test and he joined in the creation of the long beer mug snakes wholeheartedly. Unfortunately once the snakes broke they were turned into beery missiles.

After the match tour manager Barrett decided we would all go for a Ruby Murray very close to the tram stop at Deansgate.

Deansgate Station, miles from the Restaurant
Photo: Andrew Wembridge

Suffice it to say that his idea of very close is different to anyone else`s and we walked miles only to be told there was a 45 minute wait to get in. On the way we had passed the Hilton hotel and saw one of the umpires, Aleem Dar, he with the frightening beard, entering. Not to worry said the long distance runner there is another one just around the corner – the corner being some ¾ mile away – but we made it and enjoyed a very spicy dinner.

After dinner the manager said we would walk to a nearby pub resulting in another long route march and, once again, we were refused entry. Not to be daunted he led us to another watering hole which, although far, far away was well worth the effort and there we stayed until closing time and once more walked back to the hostel.

Finally made it to the Pub
Photo: Andrew Wembridge
JD looking happy and contented
Photo: Andrew Wembridge

The next morning we assembled at around 1015 to travel to Littleborough, some by car, some by Über taxi and six of us by train from Victoria station.

Tiled Art-work in Victoria Station
Photo: Andrew Wembridge

This is where the bomb killing all those young people was set off recently so was cause for a little reflection before boarding the train. Once again the Saffir accents came out remarking that we wondered how long it would be to Old Trafford. One fellow passenger finally pointed out that this particular train did not go there.

You know this Train doesn`t go to Old Trafford?
Photo: Andrew Wembridge

It was a short 15 minute walk from the station to the ground which is situated in a park frequented by Springer dogs it seems, as we passed three of them on the way there.

Barrett makes friends – but not with a springer dog
Photo: Andrew Wembridge
The delightfully named shop “Knickerice Allsorts”
Photo: Andrew Wembridge

We also admired a notice on the station building pointing out that there was no lead on the roof so please don`t attempt to steal it. There was also a cute little lingerie shop with the amusing name of Knickerice Allsorts. We were looking forward to playing a club who have had a fair number of celebrated cricket players in their ranks over the year – Joel Garner and Gary Sobers for example – and some of their photographs are hung in the club room.

Some past greats at Littleborough
Photo: andrew Wembridge

Once at the ground we agreed with the opposition that we should start as early as possible and play 25 over innings as rain was not only forecast but an absolute certainty in these parts.

Another 128 partnership in the offing?
Photo: Andrew Wembridge

MCC were allowed to bat without a toss as “it would be sad if you came all the way here for nowt”. MCC opened with Giles and Ayub, thereby removing any chance of another 168 partnership between Giles and Carr. Giles left after four balls to admire the pictures in the club room and was replaced by Arunachalam who clearly likes playing in England on grass wickets.

MCC batting
Photzo: Andrew Wembridge

He tonked 16 before Ayub joined Giles in the art gallery and was replaced by Fudge who faced five balls before departing so missed out on a double gold. Wembridge replaced him and there was a 21 run partnership until Arunachalam fell with the score on 41 of which he had scored 35. Deverill and Wembridge put on 23 for the 5th wicket and Wembo made way for Khanna. Thirteen runs later Colling replaced Deverill and ten runs later he made way for Finch, MCC now 87 for 7 after 19.3 overs. This changed to 93 for 9 when Carr replaced Khanna and stayed at 93 when Finchy was bowled to give Gattinger a bat. Five runs later Veith departed so MCC were 98 for 10. Captain Barrett tried to improve his average and came in as the 12th batsman but was out for a duck on the second ball faced – serves him right too. Carr had defended his second 0 not out of the tour but doesn`t see that this does not improve his average.

After some splendid teas – the really look after you up north – MCC opened the attack with Colling and Ayub. In his second over Mudi got two off consecutive balls and after four overs Littleborough were 12 for two down. A partnership of 35 for the third wicket was broken when Deverill bowled their opener and highest scorer for 35. Two runs later Deverill got his second bowled with the score on 49 for 4 after 12.2 overs. In the next over Barrett struck making them 54 for 5 down and he got a second two overs later with Littleborough 58 for 6 down after 16 overs.

Another freezing scorer`s box but out oif the rain
Photo: Andrew Wembridge

By now the promised rain had set in and conditions were very bad but the brass band in the park continued to play manfully, was it Handel`s water music I heard? Had we not been a touring side the game would have been abandoned long ago. The 7th wicket partnership of 19 was broken when Arunachalum took his second catch of the day this time off Carr´s bowling making it 75 for 7 down after 19.4 overs. The splendidly named Sandford-Mitchell and Khan Z knocked off the required runs in just under four overs allowing us to retire to the club house. Many jugs of ale and lager were passed around, one young lady wouldn`t believe I was German so made a fuss of Veith.

You`re not a German
Photo.Andrew Wembridge

Several of us enjoyed fish & chips with mushy peas although Carr wouldn`t touch the peas as they smelt funny.

A taxi to the station, the night train to Victoria station and then to a superb pub just around the corner from the hostel.

Littleborough Station at night
Photo: Andrew Wembridge

The demands of being tour manager was clearly too much for captain Barrett. As the night wore on he became increasingly puggled and extremely loud but, it was a great tour and he deserved all the pleasure he was getting.

Giles, 0, bowled

Ayub, 0, caught, 3 overs, 0 mdns, 6 runs, 2 wickets,

Arunachalam, 35, LBW, 1 over, 0 mdns, 10 runs, 0 wkts, 2 catches

Fudge, 0, caught, 2 overs, 0 mdns, 7 runs, 0 wkts

Wembridge, 15, caught, 1.1 overs, 0 mdns, 7 runs, 0 wkts

Deverill, 23, stumped, 4 overs, 0 mdns, 11 runs, 2 wickets

+Khanna, 8, caught, 1 catch

Colling, 7, caught, 2 overs, 0 mdns, 11 runs, 0 wkts

Finch, 4, bowled, 2 overs, 0 mdns, 18 runs, 0 wkts

Carr, 0*, 3 overs, 0 mdns, 6 runs, 1 wkt

Gattinger, 4, bowled, 2 overs, 0 mdns, 15 runs, 0 wkts

*Barrett, 0, caught, 3 overs, 1 mdn, 3 runs, 2 wkts

MCC, 98 – 11 in 23.5 overs lost to Littleborough, 99 – 7 in 23.1 overs by 3 wickets.

MCC MOM: Arunachalam

 

Epic Giles / Carr partnership of 128 in Division II match in Burghausen

Sunday 23rd July and MCC travelled hopefully to Burghausen to play the league leaders knowing that a victory would probably mean reaching the play-offs for promotion to division I. Three cars met at the Hirschanger and I had the honour of collecting and conveying the umpire to the ground – much good it did as we were still lumbered with 34 wides and 4 no-balls which, with the 10 byes, added up to 48 extras.

We were pleasantly surprised to see that the game was to be played in the Wacker SV stadium and looked forward to hordes of spectators. Captain Barrett lost the toss – does he ever win one? – and MCC were asked to field first. Bhamare and Khan Maiwand opened the attack so that after 12 overs they were 47 for 2 down both caught Bowes, bowled Maiwand. Barrett and Toke were the first change bowlers and, after twenty they were 88 for 4 down which, considering the relatively small ground, was a good position for MCC. The fifth wicket fell in the 21st over, Adil caught Kotru bowled Barrett. Adil got his revenge though, later bowling Barrett as part of his Michelle. Their sixth went in the 23rd over leaving them at 94 for 6 down. Thereafter things went more than a little pear shaped, Toke, Ibrahimkhel, Carr, Konchada and Bhat all getting tonked, Konchada going for two sixes in an over, Ibrahimkhel and Bhat for three and Carr going for four off consecutive balls. The net result was that from a pretty good position for MCC with Burghausen 94 for 6 in 23 overs, they finished at 268 for 8 in 40 overs.

Some really splendid teas were provided by Carr, before Bhat and Kotru opened the batting for MCC. A good partnership of 45 was ended when Kotru was bowled for 18 in the 9th over and Konchada who replaced him went in the 14th over with the score on 79. Bhamare continued the good work until he fell in the 23rd over with the score on 116. That really was it as regards partnerships until the elder statesmen Giles and Carr came together for an eighth wicket partnership of 128. Unfortunately that represents their accumulated ages not their scores. In fact Carr was run out, – how could it not happen? – after a partnership of four 19 balls. MCC were all out for 165 in 35.3 overs and any last hopes of reaching the play-offs were dashed when we learned that Passau had equal points and a better run rate so Kirchanschöring came back to haunt us.

Kotru, 18, bowled, 1 over, 0 mdns, 6 runs, 0 wkts, 1 catch

Bhat, 53, caught, 1 over, 0 mdns, 25 runs, 0 wkts, 1 catch

Konchada, 3, LBW, 2 overs, 0 mdns, 31 runs, 0 wkts, 1 catch

Bhamare, 20, caught, 8 overs, 0 mdns, 22 runs, 0 wkts

Toke, 2, bowled, 6 overs, 1 mdn, 32 rins, 1 wkt, 1 catch

+Bowes, 9, caught, 2 catches

*Barrett, 4, bowled, 8 overs, 0 mdns, 37 runs, 4 wkts, 1 catch

Giles, 2*

Carr, 2, run out, 4 overs, 0 mdns, 40 runs, 1 wkt

Obrahimkhel, 8, stumped, 2 overs, 0 mdns, 2 runs, 9 wkts

Khan Maiwand, 0, bowled, 8 overs, 0 mdns, 38 runs, 2 wkts

MCC, 165 -10 in 35.3 overs, lost to Burghausen, 268 – 8 in 40 overs by 203 runs

MCC MOM: Bhat R.

 

MCC on tour in Lancashire challenging Stretford

The MCC Bumblebees had travelled to Manchester using various means of transport – car, plane and even by train from Munich. On arriving at the Hilton hotel where we all stayed except treasurer Giles who was slumming it in another venue we were greeted by a distinctly under the weather Khanna who had arrived early and had done a week`s touring in a single afternoon. He retired to his luxury bunk bed and four of us departed for the City Arms pub, a well-known watering hole with good ales on sale to await the arrival of the others. They came in dribs and drabs – the wait was about four pints worth as I recall – and we then went to Chinatown for a superb dinner.

At around 10: 30 the next morning we walked to Piccadilly gardens to get the tram to Stretford which is one stop after Old Trafford and, being the first day of the test match, it was quite crowded.

The tram to Old Trafford was crowded
Photo: Andrew Wembridge
A passenger on the tram Shows Collings how Robin Hood used to bat
Photo: Andrew Wembridge

On arrival at Stretford tour-captain Barrett informed us it was a 15 minute walk to the ground but, as was proven on many occasions over the weekend, he needs a new timepiece.

The oldest canal in Manchester with the oldest boat
Photo: Andrew Wembridge
The Robin Hood Pub on the walk to Nottingham
Photo: Desmond Bradley
Barrett`s 5 mile route march
Photo: Andrew Wembridge

 

Iron rations needed on the march
Photo: Andrew Wenbridge

Some two or three miles later, having passed a pub called “Robin Hood” making us think we were walking to Nottingham and picking blackberries as emergency rations on the way, we staggered into the picturesque Stretford ground.

The Pennine foothills as a Background
Photo: Desmond Bradley
A welcome sight after the route march, the Stretford pavillion
Photo: Andrew Wembridge
Sure to take spin after 2 o`clock
Photo: Andrew Wembridge
Mudussir is not so sure
Photo: Andrew Wembridge

Captain Barrett persuaded the opposition to allow us to field 12, swapping out one fielder as we wished and also agreed there would be no toss and MCC would bat first.

The MCC Team list
Photo: Andrew Wembridge
Admiring the Stretford memorabilia
Photo: Andrew Wembridge

Ayub and Wembridge opened with Ayub almost joining the duck race after 1.2 overs making way for Giles. A partnership of 23 ensued, Giles departing for 4 from 24 balls and was replaced by Jonas de Beer. A seventy run partnership ended when Wembridge was out LBW having scored 48 from 84 balls. Khanna and de Beer added 10 before JD left having scored 23 to make way for Arunachalam- who has taken over the mantle of Knut Haenelt and only plays if a trip of at least 200Kms is necessary, who, with Khanna, had an exciting 31 run partnership. Arunachalam made way for Fudge who had a golden one to be replaced by Gattinger who went for six with one trademark boundary four. Colling and Barrett tried to build picket fences, but not for long – Barrett claims he was out caught on the boundary – and Carr desperately defended his batting average by being 0 not out from three balls faced leaving MCC all out for 160

The sun had been warm and friendly throughout the innings but the scorer was all alone in a shady scoring box and feeling rather like a brass monkey while learning how to operate an electronic score board. After totalling the figures for the MCC innings he went to the club room for tea only to find the rotten *’#++s had eaten everything but a few chips and some ice cream which was just what the doctor ordered.

MCC opened the bowling with Colling and Ayub, the first wicket falling in the third over, bowled Colling with the score on 2. A 56 run partnership ensued before Barrett bowled their second opener for 30. He also bowled their Lancashire player for a duck after he had been subjected to some awful sledging from Carr and Khanna. He plays for the Lancashire under elevens by the way so how our two Ozzies escaped heavy fines afterwards is incomprehensible.

Stretford batting
Photo: Andrew Wembridge

The Stretford wickets fell regularly afterwards and they were 99 for seven after 29.1 overs. There was then a 53 run partnership only ended when the blackberry-collecting Wembridge got a very dodgy LBW decision with the score on 152. With the scores level and nine wickets down Stretford staggered across the winning line with a leg bye on the last ball of the 40th over.

Stretford provided a curry and rice dinner for us and there were also some scrumptious burgers for sale at three pounds each.

Curry & rice and hamburger dinner
Photo: Andrew Wembridge
Some patriotic Brexiters celebrating
Photo: Andrew Wembridge

Many beers were consumed and there was live music outside on the veranda. Captain Barrett also treated us to some karaoke fines.

Finchy had driven to the ground so took some back to the Hilton with him, JD called a large Über van for some others leaving the tour captain with lord and lady Wembridge to make the 30 mile hike back to the tram station to round off a perfect touring day.

Ayub, 1, caught, 5 mdns, 1 mdn, 7 runs, 0 wkts

Wembridge, 48, LBW, 4 overs, 0 mdns, 10 runs, 1 wkt

Giles, 4, LBW

Deverill, 35, caught, 4 overs, 1 mdn, 6 runs, 1 wkt

+Khanna, 23, caught,

Arunachalam, 17, caught, 2 overs, 0 mdns, 19 runs, 0 wkts, 1 catch

Fudge, 0, caught, 3 overs, 0 mdns, 8 runs, 2 wkts

Gattinger, 6, caught, 4 overs, 0 mdns, 21 runs, 0 wkts

Colling, 6, caught, 4 overs, 0 mdns, 13 runs, 1 wkt, 1 catch

*Barrett, caught 2, 4 overs, 0 mdns, 10 runs, 2 wkts

Carr, 0*, 5 overs, 0 mdns, 37 runs, 0 wkts.

MCC, 160 – 10 in 39.2 overs, lost to Stretford, 161 – 9 in 40 overs by 1 wicket.

MCC MOM: Wembridge.

MCC I bid farewell to Division I Bundesliga with a hard fought victory in Nuremberg

The final division I match of the season and MCC travelled to Nuremberg to salvage what was left of a fairly ordinary season. Everyone met at the Hischanger apart from Barrett who didn`t want to travel with the rabble and we attempted to store the away kit in the kit box ready for the game next weekend against Serendib. This rather upset a security guard who seemed to take a particular objection to me and refused categorically to let us into the ground because it was “unsafe”. Somehow Toke wheedled his way around him and was allowed to deposit the away kit in its proper place.

Everyone arrived in good time at the Nuremberg ground to be greeted by Barrett on a sweltering hot day but we were able to sit under the shade of an oak tree and watch captain Ayub lose the toss and be asked to field.

A happy MCCI before the final Bundesliga match
Photo: Desmond Bradley

Imtiaz and Maiwand Khan opened the attack and bowled very well with no wides for the first 14 balls and their first wicket falling on the 12th ball, caught Konchada, bowled Maiwand. In his third over Imtiaz got a wicket, a superb reflex catch in the gully by Bhat leaving them 12 for two. A 44 run partnership for the third was ended by Maroofkhel with a good keeper`s catch by Otmankhil followed by a lengthy celebration run. The next wicket on 63 was a caught and bowled by Ayub, a great one for the stats and two runs later Toke got an LBW. There were no more significant partnerships and interestingly, all the wickets were either caught (8) or LBW (2). Nuremberg were all out for 109 in the 29th over.

Some healthy teas were provided by someone but it was difficult to break in to the Asian ring and get anything as evidenced in the photograph.

The Asian members hogging the Teas
Photo: Desmond Bradley

With 110 runs needed from 40 overs it looked to be a fairly easy task but then MCC knows how to make a mountain from a molehill. Khan Mahmud and Qureshi opened the batting for MCC, the first over was a maiden, the second yielded a wide and a leg bye. The third brought Qureshi bowled for 0, Bhat LBW for 0 and so, after three overs, MCC were 1 for 2 down. Khan Mahmud took a single in the next to double our score but was bowled by the first ball in the next over. Ayub took a single to allow Konchada to join the duck race leaving us 4 for 4 down after 5 overs. Barrett and Ayub played very carefully putting on 22 for the fifth before Barrett left for another attempt to break into the food ring having scored 2 runs off 16 balls and, amazingly, was caught on the boundary. He was replaced by Toke who batted through to the 25th over, Ayub scoring the winning runs from a mighty six. So MCC celebrated their last game in division I with a victory showing what could have been, if only…..

Just as the kit was packed away it began to rain and an unbelievably violent Gewitter hampered the return trip to the Hirschanger. The same security guard would not let us in to get some kit for the tour to Manchester and, as Toke was in a restaurant somewhere in Nuremberg, we had no-one to grovel our way in.

Khan Mahmud, 1, bowled,

Qureshi, 0, bowled, 3 overs, 0 mdns, 4 runs, 0 wkts

Bhat, 0, LBW, 1 catch

Konchada, 0, caught, 1 catch

*Ayub, 64*, 6 overs, 1 mdn, 24 runs, 2 wkts, 2 catches

Barrett, 2, caught, 1.2 overs, 0 mdns, 2 runs, 2 wkts, 1 catch

Toke, 23*, 6 overs, 0 mdns, 25 runs, 3 wkts

+Otmankhil, DNB, 1 catch

Maroofkhel, DNB, 4 overs, 0 mdns, 29 runs, 1 wkt, 1 catch

Ahmad Imtiaz, DNB, 4 overs, 0 mdns, 5 runs, 1 wkt, 1 catch

Khan Maiwand, DNB, 4 overs, 1 mdn, 13 runs, 1 wkt,

MCC I, 113 – 5 in 24.4 overs, best Nuremberg, 109 – 10 in 28,2 overs by 5 wickets

MCC MOM: Ayub Mudussir

 

MCC I put to the sword by Serendib on 22nd July at the Hirschanger

The first of two games to be won handsomely if we were to remain in Division I  saw MCC hosting Serendib on a perfect cricketing day at the Hirschanger. Captain Ayub used Maria Theresa to win the toss, choosing to field first and gave a rousing pre-match speech in the changing room.

 

Waqas opens from the Surfers end
© Philip Crebbin
Maiwand from the Chinese Tower end
© Philip Crebbin

MCC opening bowlers Waqas and Maiwand both bowled good first overs, albeit with a couple of wides each, but thereafter were a little wayward In subsequent overs and were replaced after three and four overs respectively.

Deverill from his unfavoured Surfers end
© Philip Crebbin

Deverill took over from Waqas at the surfers end but for one over only as he prefers the Chinese Tower end.

Toke had one over while a worried Roshan Looks on
© Philip Crebbin

Toke had one over to allow Deverill to move to his favoured end and his performance improved noticeably.

Mudussir with a Jimmy Anderson style
© Philip Crebbin

The ground was hard and dry and good shots brought rewards to the extent that after seven overs Serendib were 80 for one down, Maiwand getting their opener, Peter Adit, caught well by Barrett.

Barrett, a whiter shade of pale in shades
© Philip Crebbin

Deverill got the second with the score on 88, the dangerous Rohan caught after smashing it to Toke. Two overs later Deverill got his second. Anthony falling to a very good catch by Maroofkhel with the score on 102 and 13.1 overs gone.

Milan dropped on 19 and goes on to make 119
© Philip Crebbin

The next wicket partnership between Milan and Dushanta was 85 although Milan should have been out caught when he was on 19 – he went on to make 119, before being caught by Maroofkhel off Butt`s bowling and the score on 276 in the 35th over.

Mahmud tries his luck
© Philip Crebbin
Collins concentrates, a great pose
© Philip Crebbin
Butt finally got Milan, caught Maroofkhel
© Philip Crebbin

The tonking continued and Serendib finished on 325 all out after 39.5 overs.

Captain Ayub had provided some splendid teas but the team were in a rather shocked mood with a target of just over eight runs per over to meet.

Opener Colling and Mahmud set about the job with good intention, Colling leaving after just two overs, caught in the slips by Milan.

Mahmud opens for MCC
© Philip Crebbin

In came Butt clearly meaning to stamp his mark on proceedings scoring 34 from 17 balls in a 43 run partnership with Mahmud but was then out, caught by Milan.

Butt leathers one to leg
© Philip Crebbin
and lofts another for a boundary
© Philip Crebbin

 

Maroofkhel narrowly avoided a golden one being out LBW to the second ball faced.

A fine catch in the deep
© Philip Crebbin

Ayub who replaced him also went quickly scoring four only and MCC were now 64 for4 down after 9 overs.

Mudussir caught by the opposing captain, Peter Adit
© Philip Crebbin

Toke hung around for a while allowing Mahmud to make hay, but then went for 12 with the score on 95.

Mahmud makes hay
© Philip Crebbin

A good 43 run partnership between Mahmud and Deverill took MCC to 138 before JD was castled.

 

Deverill misses a straight one
© Philip Crebbin

Konchada went for 2 runs only, Barrett has his customary 5 not out and Maiwand made one before being bowled comprehensively.

Barrett sweeps to leg
© Philip Crebbin

Waqas did not bat having damaged his ankle when fielding so MCC closed their innings   on 160 for 9 after 30.5 overs.

The rather tasty beers delivered by Deverill were consumed before moving on the Fräulein Grüneis Kiosk and afterwards for a curry.

Colling, 4, caught, 3 overs, 0 mdns, 30 runs, 0 wkts

Khan Mahmud, 75, caught, 8 overs, 0 mdns, 47 runs, 3 wkts

+1Butt TK, 34, caught, 3 overs, 0 mdns, 24 runs, 1 wkt, 1 catch

Maroofkhel, 0, LBW, 2 catches

+Ayub, 4, caught, 8 overs, 1 mdn, 59 runs, 1 wkt

Toke, 12,caught, 1 over, 0 mdns, 10 runs, 0 wkts, 1 catch

Deverill, 11, bowled, 6 overs, 0 mdns, 48 runs, 2 wkts

Konchada, 2,bowled

+2 Barrett, 5*, 2 overs, 0 mdns, 24 runs, 0 wkts, 1 catch

Khan Maiwand, 1, bowled, 5.5 overs, 1 mdn, 47 runs 2wkts

Khan Waqas, DNB, 3 overs, 0 mdns, 19 runs, 0 wkts

MCC, 160 – 9 in 30.6 overs, lost to Serendib, 325 – 10 in 39.5 overs by 165 runs

MCC MOM: Mahmud Khan

Wendi-Meg Breward’s , letter from Pretoria

MCC Gold 151ish-8 (35 overs) (A.Wembridge 45*, X. Wides 29, O. Mushtaq 19, J. Deverill 2-4) defeated MCC Black 117-9 (25.2 overs) (Y. Wides 30, M. Khan 20, Obaidullah 18, W. Khan 3-12, P. Toke 3-14)

Man of the match: Obaid Mushtaq for his 19 runs and 22 servings of simply divine Curry.

This long-overdue match report from 15-07-17 has been simplified into a dot-point summary for your Sunday reading convenience, mainly due to the author’s laziness

  • Serendib Sports Club e.V withdrew interest in the match at the last minute, however Craig Barrett remarkably managed to organise 20 (mostly) MCC participants
  • Clever decision made for both teams (and umpires) to wear identical black clothing
  • Deverill arrived resplendently in a shiny new Napa Valley Cricket Club blazer, resembling some sort of candy-cane thief.
  • Wembridge fresh off the plane from an African safari (of sorts), accused of challenging Deverill for the title of ‘silliest arrival costume bearer’
  • Teams picked, Praf and Craig skippering their respective ships
Presented without comment – taste.
Photo by Shahzad Qureshi
  • Praf, wielding some plausible excuse about traffic accidents, arrived to find Farid and Waqas padding up to open the batting
  • Mahmoud caught a Waqas fly-ball at mid-on in Abdul’s first over, cementing the left-arm strike bowler’s prized number 11 position for at least the duration of this mortal life
  • Fortunately this duck will not count toward the official duck race leaderboard
  • Shazhad made an elegant start but guided a Colling short ball into the loving hand of an unrecorded mid-wicket fieldsman
  • Farid fell for 9, caught off the bowling of Obaidullah, ending a hitherto well-disciplined opening performance which certainly caught the eyes of the selectors
  • Maiwand seemed to have turned up by now and was cheerfully enjoying watching the match before realising he had been selected for the fielding side
  • Usman and Obaid Mushtaq built a handy partnership of 39 before Master Chef Mushtaq was caught for a well-earned 19, giving Deverill his first wicket.
  • Nirmal allowed JD to nab his second wicket, unfortunately being bowled for 2
  • Usman continued his attack with new partner Wembridge
  • A partnership of somewhere between 13 and 15 developed, if we apply some sort of logical deduction techniques from the unorthodox scorecard
  • Warhol would be proud
    Photo: Andrew Wembridge
  • After a ‘timeless’ drinks (etc) break, Usman was clean bowled by Seyar for 17, bringing captain Praf to the crease.
  • Really quite difficult at this point to distinguish the difference between ‘1s’ and ‘.s’ in the scorecard, or 4s, 7s and all other Arabic numerals for that matter.
  • The proud skipper and his antipodean lackey poked around for an indeterminable period of time for an indeterminable quantity of runs
  • Barrett snaffled a catch behind the stumps to give Imtiaz a taste of glory, Toke finally being dismissed for a total of 1Y
  • Remarkable to report that not a single runout dismissal occurred despite the wonderfully diverse run-calling methods practiced by the MCC Gold team
  • Not a single LBW given, naturally due to some sort of interplanetary magnetic force dragging every ball contacting the pads well down the leg side.
  • Ring in Rohail was cheated of facing his fair share of deliveries on more than one occasion, given his foul-tempered partner’s accidental farming of the strike.
  • Rohail bowled for four by “Sam”, where a rare Fall of Wicket entry suggests the score was 141 at the time.
  • A true dolly was dropped at backward square leg off a Maiwand Khan short ball, allowing Wembridge and new batsman Akmal to close out the innings for (allegedly) 151
  • Mahmoud Khan extremely unlucky to finish wicketless, bowling a superb 4 overs 0 for 8, and wides accounting for 29 (or 19,2%) of the total MCC Gold score
  • An undisputable man-of-the-match winning effort by Obaid – Photo: Shazhad Quereshi)
  • MCC Gold and Black were treated to a simply magnificent tea courtesy of the wonderful culinary skills of Obaid Mushtaq
  • Chicken curry and lentils were wolfed down with delicious brown roti, chased with chocolate biscuits.
  • A description of ‘triumphant’ would be severely understating this mouth-watering intermisso from our established semmel-based standard
  • Rumour has it that the wife of Mushtaq is in no way partial to curry, and this was the Master Chef’s big chance to show off his skills
  • Non sequitur, the Gin &Tonic indoor CC, Pretoria
    Photo: Andrew Wembridge
  • MCC Black made a healthy opening partnership of 31 between Hashimi and the in-form Mahmoud Khan
  • This was facilitated by several mangled caught and bowled opportunities by Sanger Khan.
  • Shazhad knocked over Hashimi’s castle for nine, bringing Barrett to the crease
  • Waqas snagged the prized wicket of Mahmoud with a simple, regulation catch at gully
  • Deverill fell for a fortunately unofficial duck to become Waqas’ second victim, caught behind by Farid
  • Abdul managed to belt around a few boundaries before one finally stuck in Sangar Khan’s mitts at mid-on after a woeful delivery by Wembridge.
  • Barrett was bowled by Akmal for nine and MCC Black were beginning to look a little shaky at 5 for 84
  • Promising resistance from Colling (10) and Obaidullah (18) was soon to be interrupted after captain Toke’s decision to warm up his shoulder
  • The captain effortlessly blasted through the pair (and follower Maiwand), taking his three wickets for a mere 14 runs, virtually sealing the victory for his team
  • Waqas delivered the death blow to the other S. Khan, earning himself a well-deserved ‘three-fa’
  • Wendi-Meg Breward
  • Well done to all for hauling our arses off the couch and spending our Saturday outdoors sharpening those cricket skills.

MCC wins at Situlistrasse

Sunday, 9th July, a bright, sunny day with the promise of thundershowers later, saw MCC return to Situlistrasse for a 35 over friendly against the Breakaways (Munich Lions). Captain Ayub used the wrong coin and duly lost the toss meaning MCC were asked to field first. The two team groups were some distance apart meaning the two scorers were not in contact, in fact for the Breakaways innings I was all alone, no-one standing blocking my view, no-one asking how many runs did so-and-so have etc, so it was really enjoyable. There were of course drawbacks, not knowing the players they were entered as “white pads”,”white hat”, “Johny Cash”, “Bavarian Shirt”, “helmet” and so on. Also, the final innings scores were different, their scorer, unsurprisingly, had a total of five runs more than I had noted.

Situlistrasse is a very pleasant small ground, short grass outfield and a decent size allowing good shots to get runs and also good fielding to get run-outs. MCC opening bowlers, Brooks and Bhatia, both bowled well, baker Bhatia in particular and after nine overs the score was 45 for 2, one wicket a bowled by Bhatia, the other a direct hit run-out from Maroofkhel, the first of three in which he figured. Although the openers bowled well they did set a kind of benchmark for wide balls, bowling six in the first eight overs. They were replaced by Ayub and Bhat who easily beat the benchmark with Bhat determined to maintain his lead in the wide-boys table. Neither of them took early wickets and after the 13th over the score was 89 for two down. Konchada replaced Bhat and in the 17th over there was another Maroofkhel/Ayub run out (of Johny Cash) and in the next over there was a third run out. Ayub got one bowled in the 20th over making them 134 for five down. In the 24th over, veteran Carr came on, went for four from his first ball then took the first of his three wickets, bowling their Player “no hat”.  Maroofkhel and Ibrahimkhel also bowled, Ahmad getting their tenth wicket and the score on 198 – or 203, whichever you believe.

Teas were provided by Seyar Hashimi, making a welcome return to MCC cricket and he brought pre-baked buns to the total amazement of Bhatia.

Giles and Otmankhil opened the batting for MCC, Farid aiming not to get another golden one and the Audi badge. He went for five with the score on 10 to make way for Bhat who departed with the score on 20. In came the prodigal son Hashimi who batted extremely well putting on 69 for the fourth wicket after Giles had left with the score on 29 in the ninth over. Baker Bhatia who replaced him put on 79 for the fifth wicket with captain Ayub so MCC were 177 for five down in the 30th over and needing 27 more to win. Konchada and Ayub strolled to victory in the 33rd over, helped by a 5-no-ball and, as soon as the field was cleared, the first heavy raindrops fell.

Giles, 3, bowled,

+Otmankhil, 5, caught,

Bhat, 3, caught

Hashimi, 27, bowled

*Ayub, 83*, 7 overs, 0 mdns, 43 runs, 1 wkts, 1 catch

Bhatia, 39, bowled, 4 overs, 0 mdns, 22 runs, 0 wkts

Konchada, 13*, 5 overs, 0 mdns, 35 runs, 0 wkts

Maroofkhel, DNB, 2 overs, 0 mdns, 13 runs, 0 wkts

Ihbrahamkhel, DNB, 1 over, 0 mdns, 3 runs, 1 wkt

Carr, DNB, 4 overs, 0 mdns, 19 runs, 3 wkts

Brooks, DNB, 7 overs, 0 mdns, 30 runs, 0 wkts

MCC, 204 – 5 in 33.3 overs, beat Breakaways, 203 – 10 in 32 overs by 5 wickets

MCC MOM: Mudassir Ayub

 

The rains came and Duckworth-Lewis takes over at the Hirschanger

A 40 over friendly against MIC saw captain Barrett win the toss and decide to bat, Kotru and Khan Mahmud opening up for MCC. The MIC bowlers were able to get a lot of bounce throughout their spells as the ground was dry and hard after a couple of weeks without rain.

Mushtaq looking good
© Philip Crebbin

This was Kotru`s downfall as he gloved one to the keeper after looking really good before then. Captain Barrett replaced him and to everyone`s astonishment he hit a four from the second ball he faced. Not only that he hit two more fours in an innings lasting 53 minutes where he faced 37 balls and scored 22 with a scoring rate of almost 60%. Together with Khan Mahmud the second wicket was worth 70 runs. Mustaq hit a couple of fours then left to make way for Toke, who didn`t look comfortable at all for the 15 balls he faced. Bowes replaced him, hit nine from eight balls then made way for keeper Kerr. 

Bowes connects – but is caught at mid-on
© Philip Crebbin
Kerr cuts to Point
© Philip Crebbin

He in turn soon made way for Khanna, who wanted to impress his dad and his uncle.

Khanna skies one to leg
© Philip Crebbin

A few singles later he was back in the box talking to them while Singh took over.

Khan Mahmud Hammers one to off
© Philip Crebbin

Khan Mahmud finally fell in the 35th over, having scored a magnificent 86, to be replaced by Khan Waqas. Diamonds were sparkling in the skies as Waqas departed, run out without facing a ball. Imtiaz took his place, determined to avoid being the first to the Audi badge.

Imtiaz is skittled
© Philip Crebbin

He scored one before being bowled in the 38th over leaving MCC 174 all out.

Waqas, Aneesh and Imtiaz enjoying Harit`s tea
© Philip Crebbin

After plentiful teas provided by Khanna – was that why his dad and uncle came along? MCC opened the bowling attack with Khan Waqas and Singh.

Waqas hurls one down
© Philip Crebbin
with Kerr and Bowes waiting
© Philip Crebbin

They both bowled maidens first off and, after nine overs, the score was 20 for 0 down.

Singh eyes his target
© Philip Crebbin
While Kerr waits again
© Philip Crebbin

Disco run-up Khana and Toke took over and the run rate increased somewhat so that after 18 overs they were 85 for 2 down, just 4 runs more than MCC at that stage.

Khanna gives it some air
© Philip Crebbin
Toke puffs his cheeks to get a Little more flight
© Philip Crebbin

Bowes and Kotru had taken over and were both tonked so that when the heavens broke in the 20th over, MIC were 106 runs to our 28. Play for the day was then abandoned.

The day that the rains came down
© Philip Crebbin

Kotru, 5, caught, 1 over, 0 mdns, 13 runs, 0 wkts

Khan Mahmud, 86,

*Barrett, 20, caught, 1 catch

Mushtaq, 8, caught

Toke, 6, caught, 4 overs, 0 mdns, 25 runs, 1 wkt

Bowes, 9, caught, 3 overs, 0 mdns, 25 runs, 2 wkts

+1Kerr, 7, caught

+2Khanna 4, caught, 3 overs, 0 mdns, 22 runs, 0 wkts

Singh, 3*, 5 overs, 2 mdns, 7 runs, 0 wkts

Khan Waqas, 0, run out, 4 overs, 2 mdns, 8 runs, 0 wkts

Ahmad, 1, bowled

MCC, 174 – 10 in 37.3 overs lost to MIC, 106 – 3 by 30 runs (Duckworth Lewis)

MCC MOM: Khan Mahmud

 

 

MC II come second at the Hirschanger, Bhatia strives to get the baker´s prize

MCCII at the Hirschanger for a Regionalliga fixture against the Munich Lions whom we had beaten by over 100 runs in a friendly a couple of week ago so the team was fairly confident of getting the points. However, Captain Barrett foolishly made the toss using something other than the Maria Theresa silver dollar which was a bad omen to start with – and he lost so MCC were asked to field first.

MCC opened with Bhamare and Khan Maihwand and in the first two overs the wide boys race hotted up, with nine bowled and the run rate at seven per over. The run rate stayed between six and seven for the whole innings, the ground was dry and hard so good shots went for boundaries and the fielding and catching, to put it extremely diplomatically, was pretty awful. Their first wicket – bowled by Bhatia – fell in the tenth over with the score on 61, the second in the 18th over with the score on 112. Toke and Konchada looked for a while as if they were going to get on top of the batsmen but it didn`t last and the wide count mounted – 40 wides in 40 overs – and the Breakaways finished on 257 for 8 down off 40 overs, 57 of the total being extras.

We had all been looking forward to some scrumptious teas provided for the first time by Bhatia. He made an extra effort to make sure everything was fresh and brought along buns which had first to be baked for 12 minutes in an oven. Pillock is the least of the names that spring to mind. However, Khan Mahmud saved the day by going shopping and brought back some Semmeln which, I`m sure, were better quality than would have been the case with Bhatia`s oven fresh.

After teas, MCC opened with Bhat and Konchada – the two highest scorers from last week. Captain Barrett had cleverly put himself way down the order to prevent Bhat giving him another diamond one. Bhat was back eating Semmeln in the 4th over with the score on 16, and Konchada in the 8th with the score on 29. Mustaq joined the duck race, LBW, for which the umpire later apologised – rubbing salt into the wound some would say. Bhamare went for 10 in the 10th but then a splendid partnership of 56 between Bowes and Toke ended at the drinks break. Kerr and Barrett ground out double figure scores but the best hit to watch was Maroofkhel, the very last ball of the innings, hitting their best and fastest bowler for an almighty six. The bowler was not amused.

Bhat, 4, caught,

Konchada, 13, bowled, 4 overs, 0 mdns, 25 runs, 1 wkt, 1 catch

Bhamare, 10, caught, 8 overs, 0 mdns, 48 runs, 1 wkt, 1 catch

Mushtaq, 0, LBW, 1 catch

Toke, 37, caught, 5 0vers, 0 mdns, 35 runs, 2 wkts

Bowes, 24, caught

+Kerr, 14, caught, 1 catch

*Barrett, 16*, 8 overs, 0 mdns, 34 runs, 0 wkts

Bhatia, 9, caught, 1 catch, 24 unbaked Semmeln

Maroofkhel, 11*, 4 overs, 0 mdns, 29 runs, 1 wkt

Khan Maihwand, DNB, 6 0vers, 0 mdns, 37 runs, 2 wkts

MCC, 191 – 8 in 40 over, lost to Munich Lions, 257 – 8 in 40 overs by 66 runs

MCC MOM: Praful Toke